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[theweaselking]

Cat leaps from moving truck, dashes through traffic, dives from 20m bridge, and swims 200m to shore.
Five lives left, no sign of owners.

Also,
Bush has borrowed more money in 5 years than all 42 US Presidents combined in 224.
Good thing he's a conservative. Otherwise, who KNOWS what kind of shape you'd be in?

Also,
Good idea: Trying to not be convicted for murder.
Bad idea: Defending yourself in court.
Worse idea: using this defense

the crimes were committed by, first, a gang of 400-pound Samoans, later augmented during his testimony to include their girlfriends, two whites, two blacks, a Native American and a transsexual, and later still, to be described as more than 30 armed Samoans. (They were all slow runners, too, for Phadnis said he outran them all to escape, despite being seriously wounded. When he finally summoned the police, he told the arriving officers that he was too tired and hungry to talk about his parents' bodies and that they should ''go home.'')