"This is one of those things"

[theweaselking]

...And then there was a great flash, as of a thousand suns, and the very air itself seemed to burn golden, and a sound came, like the ringing of a thousand golden trumpets, and the squirrel saw before him a being, one of the Great Lords of Fruit, bewing'd and halo'd, one of the mighty pearaphim, the vegetative pillars of heaven. And the pearaph spoke, in a voice both sweet as sweetened fruit juice* and brazen as great metal shields crashing together, and what it said was "FEAR NOT, BRIEF MORTAL--!"

And the squirrel fell backwards in astonishment, for he was sore afraid, and more importantly, very weirded out by the whole thing.

*Made from concentrate. We're on a budget here, people.
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From the twisted imagination of ursulav Prints available. "Great Christmas gifts! Or at least, really WEIRD Christmas gifts, and isn't that just as good?".

Comments

[squizzlzilla.livejournal.com]

you have an unhealthy obsession with squirrels. i approve wholeheartedly.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Her obsession, not mine.

But squirrels are cute.

[tosk.livejournal.com]

We squirrels are very nervous around fruit.


Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord