Pregnant women, or women who plan to become pregnant, should avoid taking PANEXA or handling broken tablets. Or intact tablets. Women considering some day becoming pregnant, who have ever been pregnant, who have had a pregnant friend or pet, or who have seen other pregnant women, naked or otherwise, should also follow these precautions: Do not handle PANEXA tablets, containers, or related literature. If a PANEXA product nears your field of vision, avert your eyes. Try not to say the word "PANEXA." If you do happen to pronounce the syllables, spit thrice and soak your hands in iodine.....
IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR SQUIRRELS
PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS). If you are a squirrel, and suspect you may be suffering from EFTS, immediately call the Hotline at 1-800-867-5309.
Also reminds me of a label for some drug whose name I have forgotten (but I'm pretty sure was an actual, marketed drug, and I did see the label on the bottle with my own eyes), one of whose listed potential side effects was death. I don't think I could ever consider death a side effect, myself.
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Date: 2005-11-11 05:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-11 05:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-11 07:23 pm (UTC)Pregnant women, or women who plan to become pregnant, should avoid taking PANEXA or handling broken tablets. Or intact tablets. Women considering some day becoming pregnant, who have ever been pregnant, who have had a pregnant friend or pet, or who have seen other pregnant women, naked or otherwise, should also follow these precautions: Do not handle PANEXA tablets, containers, or related literature. If a PANEXA product nears your field of vision, avert your eyes. Try not to say the word "PANEXA." If you do happen to pronounce the syllables, spit thrice and soak your hands in iodine.....
IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR SQUIRRELS
PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS). If you are a squirrel, and suspect you may be suffering from EFTS, immediately call the Hotline at 1-800-867-5309.
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Date: 2005-11-12 01:27 pm (UTC)Heh.
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Date: 2005-11-12 01:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-11-12 02:14 pm (UTC)