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[theweaselking]

Beethoven's skull found in California.

Also,
High-school student suspended for urinating in the ice machine.

Also,
Unhappy workers are sick more often.

Also,
"Anthony Sheppard said he was shocked when he walked up to a group of friends on Wednesday who were crying while reading a newspaper account of his death."

Also,
Loony with "respect life" license plate pulls out loaded shotgun and shoots other driver.

Also,
Bad News: there is no way to stop the spread of the Snakehead "walking fish." Good News: they're apparently quite tasty.

Also,
Wireless liquor monitoring system lets bartenders pour as much as they want, but charges them for overage at the end of the shift.

Comments

[rgovrebo.livejournal.com]

Unhappy workers are sick more often.

Scientists have determined that water is wet!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Actually sick, as opposed to calling in sick.

But yes.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Loony with "respect life" license plate pulls out loaded shotgun and shoots other driver.

I note with grim amusement that this happened in Littleton.

What the fuck is in the water there?