Without looking at the links, determine which (if any) of these are real!

[theweaselking]

Fundie loons now hate Bush for issuing generic holiday wishes to everybody instead of Christmas-only wishes to only Christians

Also,
"Voice Of God" Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom

For many, the revelation explains Bush's confusion in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

"I was very surprised by [Bush]'s slow response in New Orleans," political commentator Bill Kristol said. "[Bush] told me that he was praying every day in his office, but had received no reply. I had no idea what he meant, but of course, it all makes sense now."

At the time of Katrina, Cheney was on a fly-fishing trip, from which he returned on Sept. 1.

Comments

[torrain.livejournal.com]

I guess first one's true, second one's fake.

[stormfeather.livejournal.com]

I would've guessed the first one to be fake too, initially, due to figuring Bush just *would* send out Christmas greetings to the Christians. Guess his keepers are on the ball.

[johan-g.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's just me, but it doesn't sound like these people even like Christmas. It's less "Have a Merry Christmas" and more "Have a Merry Christmas and if you don't I'll break your face, motherfucker."

Bush "claims to be a born-again, evangelical Christian. But he sure doesn't act like one," said Joseph Farah, editor of the conservative Web site WorldNetDaily.com. "I threw out my White House card as soon as I got it."

Little Joseph's eyes glittered as he peered inside his stocking. Could it be that Santa had given him what he wanted? His heart skipped a beat as he saw the card-shaped object, and with a delighted squeal he pulled it out. A Christmas card from the President! What joy! But as little Joseph looked at the card, tears welled in his eyes. In his dreams the card had said "Merry Christmas" in big, bright letters. This card, however, said "holiday season" instead of "Christmas", though the letters were just as big and bright. Little Joseph wailed, threw the card in the trash, stomped his feet and sulked, for it was not the card from the President that he had wanted. Little Joseph's mom and little Joseph's dad looked at eachother and agreed that they would have to stop spoiling little Joseph and teach him some manners, and also kick him out of the house, for having a fifty-something editor of a major wingnut website still living at his parents' home was kind of pathetic.