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[theweaselking]

Woman auctions her forehead as advertising space - hippies and pagans need not apply.

Also,
Real Headline: "Bill Gates sets Indian software professionals on fire"

Also,
On squirrelproofing your bird feeder:

What I do recommend is the Yankee Flipper, a motorized tube-shaped feeder manufactured by Droll Yankee. This feeder has a weight-sensitive perch that creates an electrical connection when a squirrel presses down on it. The perch then spins, which turns the furry little beast into a flying squirrel. Children, especially, will enjoy watching the squirrels launched into orbit with each attempt.

He notes that an earlier attempt simple caused the squirrels to learn how to use their hands instead.

Also,
Prison has food so good that hungry criminals turn themselves in to get it.

Also,
Liberals suggest that CPC baby-bonus plan would subsidise beer and popcorn binges. Millions of Canadians heard to say "And your point is...?"
(Quick version of platforms on this issue: Liberals say "Provide national child care plan." CPC says "Take money for child care plan, give it in single lump sum to parents." NDP says "Why not do both?" BQ says "Take the money and use it to provide Quebec with a separatist professional hockey team!")

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[cmseward.livejournal.com]

I recall seeing a video online a couple years ago where a similar squirrel-launching device was filmed, and they're right, it's incredibly entertaining. I just wish I could remember where I saw it.