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[theweaselking]

The Amityville Bangor horror: Stephen King's Christmas Lights!


Also,
"Jesus was way cool" becomes more than a song, as Jesus 2.0 debuts in an attempt to find a younger audience.

Also,
"When all you have is an axe, every problem looks like an ATM."

Also,
This year's round of Cthulhoid Cthristmas Ctharols.

Also,
DirecTV to pay $5.35 million penalty for phonespamming.

Also,

Orlando cops arrest "gangs" preparing to fight.. with these.
Any bets they're just dumbass LARPers?

Also,
Football fans sue 49s over new weapons search policy.

Comments

[jerril]

Every now and then I hear of something that just makes me thing "Player characters would do that."

These things are never sensible.

[jerril]

That said, the knuckle-blades are called bagh-nagh (sp., aka tiger claws), they're a historic weapon from India, and were at times incorporated into knife hilts so that you ended up with a veritable fist full of stabby.

Doesn't make them any less stupid, really.

[jerril]

Turns out I spelt that correctly. Bagh nagh. Wee.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Doed so. the weapons, not the people. they're a great weapon. One of my favorites, in fact and probably among my weapons of choice for defending myself/injuring others (the other being the humble stick).

The people are probably still a little dense, though.

[desdenova.livejournal.com]

From the Jesus story:

An Alabama church holds a "Fear Factor" youth ministry event, where teens swallow goldfish and try to escape a locked coffin

and:

"It's a safe environment, there's the relaxation of knowing there's not going to be those pressures of drugs, alcohol, sex."

Somebody is going to have to do a lot of convincing to make me think that peer pressure to swallow fish and get locked in a box is somehow better than peer pressure to drink beer and get laid.

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess the fish might have some nutritional value.

[desdenova.livejournal.com]

So does beer!

[jerril]

Better locked in a box than consorting with corruptors?

[torrain.livejournal.com]

"Really ... ask yourself, if I asked you straight off - I'm going to stuff you in this box now, would you rather be alive or dead? Naturally, you'd prefer to be alive. Life in a box is better than no life at all. I expect. You'd have a chance at least. You could lie there thinking - well, at least I'm not dead! In a minute someone's going to bang on the lid and tell me to come out."

[coppertone.livejournal.com]

...I wouldn't think about it if I were you. You'd only get depressed.

[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

Why was there a rosary? I've seen movies where they were used offensively, but generally only against demons or the undead.

Also, looking at the claw, I wonder who's been playing his Orc Shaman too much.

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

It looked like a rosary with a housekey on the end

I'm thinking John's right on the call though...

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

"Holy Mary Full of Grace i'm gonna stab you in the face?"

[fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com]

Oh holy shit...those Wolvie-claws just gave me the largest fucking erection in my entire life.

[fearmeforiampink]

Do you mind me metaquoting that?

[fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com]

Feel free. :D

[juno42.livejournal.com]

Where in downtown hell did that icon come from?!

[fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com]

It's a really long story.

I was out going for a walk a couple weeks ago and this tall guy in a black coat and a huge beard on the corner of Brimstone Ave. and 69th (down by that 7-11 that got shot up last month) comes up to me and is like, "Hey pal, you know anyone who might have an interest in a picture of a bunny humping a balloon?"

And I was like, "Dude, what the fuck do you THINK?"

I gave 'em $50, and took it home.

[juno42.livejournal.com]

Ah, life in the Tenth Circle! Cute icon, though. :3

[fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com]

Thanks. ;D

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I love how King's house looks like something a lurking horror would live in, with a pile of baby skulls as a bed.

[pixelhawk.livejournal.com]

Hell with the lights, I love the GATE!