I am dead serious about all these headlines.

[theweaselking]

Ohio Elementary school students encouraged to provide cornholing for soldiers. No, really.

An Italian judge has ordered a priest to appear in court this month to prove that Jesus Christ existed. No, really.

Cat dials 911 to save owner. No, really.

Comments

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

The second one is amusing me beyond all proportion.

Unrelatedly, happy 2006.

[takhisis.livejournal.com]

The first few paragraphs of that first link absolutely have me in TEARS. XD

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

"We had a going-away party for him and we were playing cornhole," said his dad, Donald Bucksath. "He really liked playing cornhole."

That was my favorite part. I'm still giggling!