For some reason, the idea of a mouse catching a house on fire, reminded me of a time when i had to convince several of my players that you would not be able to do aggrevated damage to a vampire, by firing a flair gun at them.
Well, don't you know? Vampires are entirely made of TINDER SOAKED IN GASOLINE. They go up like bonfires with the slightest touch of a spark. That's why they have to make frenzy checks if somebody waves a lighter in their faces - it's not an instinctive phobia AT ALL!
Remember, most LARPers are morons. The rest are dumber than that.
Remember, most LARPers are morons. The rest are dumber than that. That sounds about right... great, now you have me thinking of all the other fun breaks of common sense and/or physics people have tried to convince me of... like: a: the blood hunted vampire who thought, rather than attempting to flee the island as fast as possible, decided it was a good idea to steal a semi and ram it into the elysium, then jump out guns blazing to try and take praxis...
b: the werewolves who thought that lighting disks of solid magnesium would be a good way to burn holes into an underground tremere chantry. for soem reason they thought that the ability to burn through even INCHES armoured plates, would equate to the ability to burn through FEET of solid rock and dirt...
> the blood hunted vampire who thought, rather than attempting to flee the > island as fast as possible, decided it was a good idea to steal a semi and > ram it into the elysium, then jump out guns blazing to try and take praxis...
and now.. in a blatant attempt to make you lose your coffee onto your monitor.... when i asked the player how he epected to get away with it, he figured that others would rise up and side with him... against, the elder venture prince, the tremre regent, and a fairly old Nos who's good friend was recently murdered by said person, makign up the oldest people in the city...
also, the reason said person was caught is because he decided to brag about the murder by sending a video tapped confession while he was still on the island... it was sad...
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Date: 2006-01-10 10:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-10 11:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-10 11:59 pm (UTC)Remember, most LARPers are morons. The rest are dumber than that.
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Date: 2006-01-11 12:10 am (UTC)That sounds about right... great, now you have me thinking of all the other fun breaks of common sense and/or physics people have tried to convince me of... like:
a: the blood hunted vampire who thought, rather than attempting to flee the island as fast as possible, decided it was a good idea to steal a semi and ram it into the elysium, then jump out guns blazing to try and take praxis...
b: the werewolves who thought that lighting disks of solid magnesium would be a good way to burn holes into an underground tremere chantry. for soem reason they thought that the ability to burn through even INCHES armoured plates, would equate to the ability to burn through FEET of solid rock and dirt...
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Date: 2006-01-11 12:51 am (UTC)> island as fast as possible, decided it was a good idea to steal a semi and
> ram it into the elysium, then jump out guns blazing to try and take praxis...
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--*gah*.
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Date: 2006-01-11 12:57 am (UTC)when i asked the player how he epected to get away with it, he figured that others would rise up and side with him... against, the elder venture prince, the tremre regent, and a fairly old Nos who's good friend was recently murdered by said person, makign up the oldest people in the city...
also, the reason said person was caught is because he decided to brag about the murder by sending a video tapped confession while he was still on the island... it was sad...
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Date: 2006-01-11 05:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-11 05:32 pm (UTC)Nothing personal.
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Date: 2006-01-10 11:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-11 12:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-11 12:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-11 03:45 am (UTC)