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[theweaselking]

Roadkill: hazard of driving, or gift from the spirits?

Also,
Symantec admits to including a Sony-style hide-the-files-from-the-OS "feature" in SystemWorks, for your own good.

Also,
Woman struck by flying sex toy taken to hospital

Also,
Woman holds police officers hostage while she strips for them.

Also,
Bush briefed on new WMDs found and the horrible immediate threat to American life posed by new terrorist haven country.

Also,
FEMA employee caught red-handed looting New Orleans home during the course of his duties.

Also,
Head of airline stopped, searched as "terrorist" in LA because women can't possibly run airlines.

Comments

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Huh. The president of Southwest is a woman, too. What was that guy smoking?

[torrain.livejournal.com]

> Bush briefed on new WMDs found and the horrible immediate threat to
> American life posed by new terrorist haven country.

Don't *do* that.

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

From the 4th one, way down at the bottom:

A large dog that had been the cause of the animal complaint was also found at the apartment.

I guess the police got more than they bargained for there.

[spartonian.livejournal.com]

Canuckistan must be freed! From what? When I find out, I'll let you know... don't hold your breath.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

Bush briefed on new WMDs found and the horrible immediate threat to American life posed by new terrorist haven country.

Suddenly, the nuclear weapons-free signs around Vancouver don't seem so silly anymore, do they?