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I may need to have "Ultima Ratio Regum" tattoed on my penis.

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ryusen.livejournal.com
No matter the humour value, that just sounds painful...

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
If you've replaced your dick with a cannon, we REALLY don't need to know this. Your girlfriend's in for a surprise too. Not necessarily a good one.

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
...

From Garth Ennis's The Pro:

"Move your head! For God's sake, move your head!"

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scixual.livejournal.com
Babelfish doesn't seem to do Latin anymore...

My high school Latin is trying...

Ultima=highest
Ratio=rule
Regum=king or kingdom or -archy of some sort...

Uh ... "king of the hill"?

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifantasy.livejournal.com
"The Last Argument Of Kings." Louis XIV had it stamped on his cannons.

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scixual.livejournal.com
Oho! Very clever. I like it.

...I was pretty close. Rule=argument; highest=final or last; I had king right but not that it was genitive plural.

I am unashamed of my translation abilities after almost 20 years.

...the tattoo would have similar effect if printed over or around Msr. Wang, and would be less ... awkward. I would guess.

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scifantasy.livejournal.com
I had king right but not that it was genitive plural.

Well, it could also be "Of The King." The point is the same.

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scixual.livejournal.com
Well, I botched genitiveness entirely, so I guess no marks there.

Thanks, by the way.

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spartonian.livejournal.com
One of the artists at the tattoo parlor where I got my last one tattooed onto his wang: "Warning: Choking Hazard"

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
...this is some strange new definition of "need" I was not previously aware of.

Uhm.

This would mean you no longer get to mock my Heavy Metal comics, yes?

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
John's mocking Heavy Metal? I would think it'd be the sort of thing he'd find entertaining in a good way. Not that I've seen an issue since...89 I think.

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Date: 2006-01-26 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I mock Heavy Metal because if I want comics, I can read ones that don't suck, and if I want porn, I can get porn involving real people.

Comic porn, that is neither good comics nor good porn, does not appeal.

(And yes, not all Heavy Metal is intended to be comic porn. There are even entertaining and well-written stories in it, and I've seen one or two of them. It's just not worth wading through the bad comic porn to find them.)

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Date: 2006-01-27 03:11 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] desdenova.livejournal.com
tattoed on my penis.

Let us know how that works out, 'kay?

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