I'd link this to the Beet Pulp Story, but Google is being a bad monkey and I'm out of time.

[theweaselking]

Linked!

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[cmseward.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing you mean this one?

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

That is the funniest thing I've read in days. I lost it at the bit about the crickets.

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

It still doesn't beat Dogs in Elk (http://alumni.media.mit.edu/~solan/dogsinelk/). I almost hurt myself, I laughed so hard at that one.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

That's the one.