"If you are 15 year old G3P0, cocaine is an excellent inducer of preterm labor."

[theweaselking]

"Important lessons I have learned from my patients" - a thread for everyone, by soon-to-be doctors.

"When attempting a self-circumcision do not use dry ice to numb the area... and when the dry ice sticks to the... a.... area, do not attempt to remove the ice with boiling water."

Comments

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

This is gold. The Law of inverse value is pretty good.

[graethorne.livejournal.com]

AieeeChingao!!!!

[dilickjm.livejournal.com]

I think my favorite is When your 15yo daughter gives precipitous delivery to a bleating, underweight infant 30 minutes after presenting to triage c "gas pains", you should run around the department loudly yelling, "I don't know what y'all did or who that baby is, but my lil' girl warn't pregnant when she come in here"

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

From page 4:

Aside from the stupidity of this course of action this girl also had a weird affect so I asked if she was developmentally delayed. This thoroughly annoyed the girl and her mother but the dad said, "Well I can see why you might think that but no."

Bwahahaha!