Brokeback Mountain shopping list.

[theweaselking]

Brokeback Mountain Shopping List
WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

WEEK FIVE
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles good Chardonnay
1 large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco

(Stolen from cargoweasel (no relation))

Comments

[anivair.livejournal.com]

that was freaking excellent.

[dungeoneer.livejournal.com]

Not big, not clever, not funny.

*snicker*

Heh. Heh heh heh hehhhh...

[ed-dirt.livejournal.com]

aHAHAAHAAHAAAHAAA!!!!

thanks.