I love the British.

[theweaselking]

Nurse arrested for beating colleague with a trout.

The fish-assisted assault - after which the acccused reportedly said "give us a kiss" while moving the fish's mouth - was one of four charges of professional misconduct levelled at Patricia Jennings.

Jamie Foster, for the Nursing and Midwifery Council, said Ms Jennings also lied about her training record, misled staff about the availability of beds on Ward 8, and bound a clerk's head and mouth with bandages while he was on the phone.

Comments

[culfinriel.livejournal.com]

Would've been much more fun if she'd cut down a tree with a herring.

[zenten.livejournal.com]

What is that from?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiith....

A HERRING!



...


Sound familiar?

No?

How about "Fetch me a shrubbery" or "If she weighs the same as a duck, she must be a witch" or "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" or even "It's just a flesh wound!" "No it's not! Your bloody arm's off!"

A little better now?

If you still don't know, please show this comment to Kerry. She will know what to do with you.

[zenten.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah I know now :)

I bet if this was an obscure life of brian refrence you wouldn't be reacting the same.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Depends on which one, but probably not. However, consider two things: Holy Grail is much more quotable than Life Of Brian, and cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring is not an OBSCURE Holy Grail reference.

[zenten.livejournal.com]

I disagree with the second one. Now had someone said fetche la vache I would have gotten it right away.

[culfinriel.livejournal.com]

fetche la vache (better late than never?)