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It's a patent!

Penis locking and lacerating vaginal insert

"This device may find use for those women who have enormous fears of being raped. They may also be of value for those women who have extreme discomfort in the presence of a man even on such intimate terms as dating. With this device in her possession a woman may feel secure that if employed a male becoming intimate with her shall not receive pleasure from the experience. The penis may enter this device without great resistance and will activate the blade only upon the attempt of the man to withdraw the penis from the device."

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Date: 2004-10-12 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corruptedjasper.livejournal.com
In other words, it's a full-on Snow Crash style vagina dentata.

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Date: 2004-10-12 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] larabeaton.livejournal.com
I thought the one in Snow Crash just had a needle with a sedative in it. There was no locking or laceration, just knock the guy out so that the woman could get away.

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Date: 2004-10-12 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] larabeaton.livejournal.com
P.S. now my brain is singing "vagina dentata" to the tune of "Hakuna Matata".

Just thought I'd share that one.

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Date: 2004-10-13 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] corruptedjasper.livejournal.com
You were beaten to the punch by a week or so, at least as regards when I first read this. http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

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