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Oct. 15th, 2004 12:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingSUBJECT: Hostile Alien Creature.
DATA: This is newly-promoted, junior scientist Hawkins reporting. Dr. Chu -- he's the leader of this section -- is still in the sick bay.
He's been there ever since that thing took a swipe at him when he got too close to the cage.
I guess it's got, like, triple-jointed arms or something... with spikes and razor-plates all over.
Uh... data? Oh yeah, right
Subject is a Xenoteratomorph -- a big honkin' one, I might add. Well, it eats everything -- plant and animal tissue, wood, ceramics, plastics, asbestos fibers, several types of metal, chairs, a desk and about half of everything a security officer wears.
What it doesn't eat, it chews, and what it doesn't chew, well, it just breaks up into tiny little pieces.
What... summary? Oh, yeah
SUMMARY: The sooner you get that thing off this starbase the less likely it is that the thing will get loose and kill us all.
Uh... guess that's it.
DATA: This is newly-promoted, junior scientist Hawkins reporting. Dr. Chu -- he's the leader of this section -- is still in the sick bay.
He's been there ever since that thing took a swipe at him when he got too close to the cage.
I guess it's got, like, triple-jointed arms or something... with spikes and razor-plates all over.
Uh... data? Oh yeah, right
Subject is a Xenoteratomorph -- a big honkin' one, I might add. Well, it eats everything -- plant and animal tissue, wood, ceramics, plastics, asbestos fibers, several types of metal, chairs, a desk and about half of everything a security officer wears.
What it doesn't eat, it chews, and what it doesn't chew, well, it just breaks up into tiny little pieces.
What... summary? Oh, yeah
SUMMARY: The sooner you get that thing off this starbase the less likely it is that the thing will get loose and kill us all.
Uh... guess that's it.