Introducing The Quantum Sleeper!

[theweaselking]

"Our original concept was that if you pay $100,000+ for a product that you will hopefully never use...(i.e. a panic room)…why not get one that you can enjoy in the mean time (hence all the accessories). These accessories are primarily protection from stalkers, kidnappers and natural disasters."

Comments

[seriesfinale.livejournal.com]

"Unfortunately however, the Quantum Sleeper provides no Protection from your crippling paranoia."

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

That *so* makes me want to write a story about two people who are trapped in one of those indefinitely...

Schroedinger's Paranoid Rich Folk

[desdenova.livejournal.com]

So, you lock the couple in the box, and then they are in a superposition state of life/death until an observer opens the box and collapses the wave function?

Too funny.

[kail-panille.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I want one. Provided it's soundproof.

I don't really care about the rest of the features. Just give me a dark soundproof box to sleep in.

[jackoutofthebox.livejournal.com]

Hey how about a button that notifies the authorities there's a problem. Sure your safe, but no one knows where the hell you are.

[larpguide.livejournal.com]

If you read the details, the bed has the ability for a microwave, refrigerator, CB, cell phones, etc.

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

Yes, it will protect you from stallkers and kidnappers, till you die of thirst/dehydration as they sit and wai for you to open up .p

[larpguide.livejournal.com]

If you read the details, the bed has the ability for a microwave, refrigerator, CB, cell phones, etc.

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

Heh fear... does it tell you when it's safe?

The police would..

[larpguide.livejournal.com]

"Hello, 911?"

"Yes, there are some intruders in my room! I'm at.... I"m currently safe within a panic bed."

"The police are on their way. Did you say a panic bed?"

"Yes. It is..." (10 minute discussion with 911 operator about the bed)

"The police have arrived and are in your bedroom now. You can come out of the bed."

Re: The police would..

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

mna... stop ruining my stupid jokes with things like common sense .p

Re: The police would..

[larpguide.livejournal.com]

Sorry about that. My fault. I don't have a sense of humor until after Lunch. It's a sugar thing. :)

Re: The police would..

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

It's alright... i'm just trying to imagine the possibilities of a Monthy Python skit with this thing...

[jerril]

From the site: One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
So you use your eyes.

And Weasel, your blog's refusal to allow me to post in Mozilla from home is evil.

[aimisdirty.livejournal.com]

Wow. Paranoid, much?

If trained military personnel with protective equipment and drugs (there are issued pills to fight the effects of nerve agents, to be taken before exposure. Not to mention atropine and anti-convulsion auto-injectors) are pretty much screwed in a chemical attack, what chance will civvies have with something like this?

The drill for getting your gas mask out of it's bag and onto your face with a good seal is 9 seconds. That's a NATO standard. 9 seconds of even /skin/ exposure (never mind inhalation) to many types of modern nerve agents is 8.5 seconds too long. The drills are in place, just in case you're incredibly lucky.

[norvelllouwho.livejournal.com]

Too bad air holes would decrease the protection from radiation. Who would buy this thing??