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[theweaselking]

"Prisoner pat-down misses gun hidden in body cavity"

Also,
Senator Bill "Cat Killer" Frist sends out invitations to a "night of southern hospitality", to raise money.

Problem #1: The invitations are in an envelope done up like a cowboy's blue jeans and belt buckle. You have to unbuckle the belt and open the pants to get to the invitation. How very Brokeback Mountain.

Problem #2: The back of the envelope shows the cowboy's ass, and the red hanky sticking out of his right back pocket. Oh my.

Also,
THE EASTER BUNNY HATES YOU.

Comments

[jerril]

Youtube down.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

"Prisoner pat-down misses gun hidden in body cavity"

"But you're naked! Where were you hiding that?"
"You really don't want to know."

[norvelllouwho.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which is worse, the stupidity of hiding a gun in one's rectum or the fact that it apparently happened where I live.

[harald387.livejournal.com]

Vaginal cavity, not rectum.

I just can't decide if that's *better*, or *worse*.

-K

[thormation.livejournal.com]

Remind me never to accidentally stick a hanky in any of my pockets ever. I'd really hate to get someone's hopes up about--for example--nipple torture, and then be not willing to deliver.

Then again, I don't think that there are any gay men here in Portland, so it's probably not a real consideration.

Someone needs to cut down on the german chocolate.

[morbid-wolf.livejournal.com]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html

Re: Someone needs to cut down on the german chocolate.

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

You know eBaum's World? It sucks, because he's a fucking thief.

Re: Someone needs to cut down on the german chocolate.

[morbid-wolf.livejournal.com]

That was the best thing ever.

Re: Someone needs to cut down on the german chocolate.

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

I know! It's one thing to call him a thief, it's another to bait him with an amusing song and animation that does the same!