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Apr. 24th, 2006 07:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingAh, the definition of class, courtesy, and adult behaviour:
Bush: We will need all the rooms on the first floor of the hotel for my visit.
Hotel: Uh, we've rented them out already on that weekend.
Bush: Well, tell the other guy that you're moving him. We already announced that I'm staying there! Daddy and Reagan and JFK all stayed there!
Hotel: Alright. Mister Mick Jagger to the courtesy phone... Bush wants your room.
Mick Jagger: Fuck 'im. I rented those rooms for the band while we're in town. A Rolling Stones concert is more important than that wanker, anyway.
Hotel: Mr Bush, it appears we may have a problem with your request.
Bush: What?
Hotel: Mick Jagger doesn't like you and wants to keep his hotel room. And he booked first. And we like him more, anyway.
Bush: Well, I didn't want to stay there anyway! Waaaaah!
American Embassy Official: We've changed hotel accomodations due to security concerns.
Bush: We will need all the rooms on the first floor of the hotel for my visit.
Hotel: Uh, we've rented them out already on that weekend.
Bush: Well, tell the other guy that you're moving him. We already announced that I'm staying there! Daddy and Reagan and JFK all stayed there!
Hotel: Alright. Mister Mick Jagger to the courtesy phone... Bush wants your room.
Mick Jagger: Fuck 'im. I rented those rooms for the band while we're in town. A Rolling Stones concert is more important than that wanker, anyway.
Hotel: Mr Bush, it appears we may have a problem with your request.
Bush: What?
Hotel: Mick Jagger doesn't like you and wants to keep his hotel room. And he booked first. And we like him more, anyway.
Bush: Well, I didn't want to stay there anyway! Waaaaah!
American Embassy Official: We've changed hotel accomodations due to security concerns.
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Date: 2006-04-25 12:06 am (UTC)Heheh
Date: 2006-04-25 12:12 am (UTC)