Things to NOT say on a first date, volume 3422155 in a series:

[theweaselking]

From a housemate profile on Australian Big Brother:

"I am fantastic at sex. I can capture, eartag, earmark, brand, castrate and release a calf in an average of 47 seconds...that’s fast. "

Comments

[anivair.livejournal.com]

I am aghast.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I'm totally turned on.