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Oct. 21st, 2004 11:55 amAnother
ursulav quote:
"If Santa were in a fantasy novel these days, he'd be the benevolent ruler of a vast force of elves, who would be bonded at puberty to a special race of telepathic reindeer, and sent out on the winter solstice. And by the third book, Santa would have been assassinated, and it would be up to the elves and reindeer to figure out whodunnit, while Mrs. Claus because the regent of the empire until Claus Jr. reaches the age of majority."
"If Santa were in a fantasy novel these days, he'd be the benevolent ruler of a vast force of elves, who would be bonded at puberty to a special race of telepathic reindeer, and sent out on the winter solstice. And by the third book, Santa would have been assassinated, and it would be up to the elves and reindeer to figure out whodunnit, while Mrs. Claus because the regent of the empire until Claus Jr. reaches the age of majority."