Canadians with too much time on their hands.

[theweaselking]

Imagine going to the grocery store only once every 6 months. Imagine paying less than a dollar per meal. Imagine never washing dishes, chopping vegetables or setting the table ever again. It sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I'm about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: "a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes."

Comments

[takhisis.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! sclerotic_rings actually got me a can of their Diet Monkey Chow as a gift, to taunt my coworkers with. ;)

[squizzlzilla.livejournal.com]

I'm intrigued...

Why would Diet Monkey Chow be an effective taunt?

[takhisis.livejournal.com]

Because the "communal food table" is right outside my cube, so they're always coming up and grunting and rummaging around it and making a hellacious amount of noise while I'm trying to work. We thought this would be an appropriate response. ;) (You act like rude fat monkeys, you get fat monkey chow!)

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

The question is, though: did he get a grant for this?

[thornleaf.livejournal.com]

Had he chosen to film his exploits, he undoubtedly could have.

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL

[culfinriel.livejournal.com]

I fear you. P.S. This one food is appropriate for all monkeys and apes?