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Me: As an experiment, I deem this an unmitigated success!
[livejournal.com profile] torrain: But this was not an experiment. It was dinner.
Me: It was both dinner AND an experiment! And the experiment worked perfectly and gave us a whole lot of useful data!
[livejournal.com profile] torrain: But not a whole lot of useful dinner.
Me: Dinner is not important! This is SCIENCE!
[livejournal.com profile] torrain: Science does not feed us.
Me: Science SHOULD feed us. I would totally eat science.
[livejournal.com profile] torrain: Until then, dinner is lacking. Sandwiches?
Me: Capital!

For consideration: Sri Lankan curry recipes written in Thai by a non-native speaker, translated to Russian via intercepted semaphore, and then printed in English by the lowest Chinese bidder? Not predictable in terms of volume or result. And it doesn't help when you learn mid-cooking that you have no rice. Tasty, though.

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Date: 2006-06-17 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenten.livejournal.com
Dude, you totaly need to make one of those dinosaur comics off that.

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Date: 2006-06-17 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Hmm.

PANEL 1:
T-Rex: As an experiment, I deem this an unmitigated success!

PANEL 2: [title] MISHAPS IN COOKING COMICS

PANEL 3:
Dromoceiomimus: But this was not an experiment. It was dinner.
T-Rex: It was both dinner AND an experiment! And the experiment worked perfectly and gave us a whole lot of useful data!
Dromoceiomimus: But not a lot of useful dinner.

PANEL 4:
T-Rex: Dinner is not important! This is SCIENCE!
Utahraptor: That's as may be, but science doesn't feed us.
T-Rex: It should.

PANEL 5:
T-Rex: I would TOTALLY eat science!

PANEL 6:
[title] Later
T-Rex: Edible science is a success! Where is everyone?
God: They got hungry and went for sandwiches.
T-Rex: Curses!

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Date: 2006-06-18 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com
For consideration: Sri Lankan curry recipes written in Thai by a non-native speaker, translated to Russian via intercepted semaphore, and then printed in English by the lowest Chinese bidder? Not predictable in terms of volume or result.

...it might not have been very high-yield as food, but it is totally landing you in [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes, unless you have an objection?

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Date: 2006-06-19 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Totally okay! Toss me a link?

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Date: 2006-06-19 01:27 am (UTC)

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