Warren Ellis Has Seen The Future And It Squirts.

[theweaselking]

Don't click this.

For reference: I watched the whole thing, and I really want the soundtrack.

And there's at least one more click after the "don't click this" for you to not click on, should you be so inclined.

(And if the combination of "Warren Ellis", "ModBlog", "Squirt Future", and "BMEZine.com" wasn't enough to tell you already, this is not work safe. It's also probably not brain-safe or, if you're squeamish, lunch-safe. But the soundtrack is awesome.)

Comments

[fatfred.livejournal.com]

I saw that.
I'm FEMALE and that made me wince.

[tibialmusician.livejournal.com]

Can i get an idea of what it is then? At least you gave us that much last time.

[mrbankies.livejournal.com]

You REALLY don't want to know. Really. Your brain will thank you for not knowing.

[tibialmusician.livejournal.com]

Very awesome icon sadly that only makes me want to know more. *damn curiousity* it's what happens when one is trapped at home due to headcrabs i mean diseasedness. lj becomes really far to engaging.

[mrbankies.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll say only that it involves male bits and things make you go squick. I shudder to think of it. If you must know more, watch it, and woe unto your brain! :^)

As to my icon, if that's what you're referring to, go here for more pictures.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It's a two-minute trailer for BMEZine video, featuring a whole lot of things that a whole lot of people (mostly male) do to their bits in pursuit of sexual pleasure.

And this is BME, looking to SELL THE VIDEO, meaning it's some pretty freaky stuff - if it wasn't, everyone would just get equivalent things for free on the internet.

There is spurting, and not the kind you might expect. There's that kind, too, of course.

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

Instead of playing RMV at your house, I was in Michigan talking to two fellers wander around with their testicles in a jar, and watched another one split his penis lke a hot dog bun. This does not shock me.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

It doesn't shock me, exactly.

But upon watching that square-sectioned metal spike which I suppose is *technically* a nail get pounded through someone's scrotum, I confess it took me a minute to get my brain in gear and say "Well, I hope they autoclaved it."

(Also, the bit where someone is working flex down their urethra, and there are a bunch of what looked like metal tubes coming out of the scrotum? I was *totally* expecting some kind of weird/neat fountain effect. I feel disappointed.)

[mrbankies.livejournal.com]

The soundtrack is quite good, despite the, um, other content. If you figure it out, I'd like to know.

[tomtherat.livejournal.com]

Theweaselking wins at the internet.