Please annex Alaska in exchange for um...Newfoundland? Ontario? Or at least the dumb ass parts that have been electing this jack-ass for THIRTY SEVEN FREAKING YEARS.
We'll take Alaska if you insist, but you're NOT getting our territory for it. In fact, unless you're removing all the Americans from it first, you should be paying US for the pain of having to deal with idiots like Stevens and the oil companies drilling in the wildlife preserves.
So, unless you're going to get rid of the infestation first, we'll take Hawaii too or it's no deal.
Yours truly, Canada The Only Sane North American Country.
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Date: 2006-07-04 09:53 pm (UTC)Please annex Alaska in exchange for um...Newfoundland? Ontario? Or at least the dumb ass parts that have been electing this jack-ass for THIRTY SEVEN FREAKING YEARS.
Hugs and Kisses;
America
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Date: 2006-07-04 11:01 pm (UTC)We'll take Alaska if you insist, but you're NOT getting our territory for it. In fact, unless you're removing all the Americans from it first, you should be paying US for the pain of having to deal with idiots like Stevens and the oil companies drilling in the wildlife preserves.
So, unless you're going to get rid of the infestation first, we'll take Hawaii too or it's no deal.
Yours truly,
Canada
The Only Sane North American Country.