I sort of want one. I've always sort of wanted a RealDoll, though. Not that I'd make any kind of habit out of it, but what the hell? For a one-shot experience, it seems pretty risk-free.
Those eyes, though. Wow. I think the eyes are creepier on these than on RealDolls, but the overall creepiness is still the RealDoll, I think.
Until they get more "openings," I'm not interested. I mean, if someone were to invest, at any cost, in such a toy... it had better have multiple uses.
Even Realdoll changed their standard openings (at one point getting all three openings was an option).
...or so I have been told. Honest.
- James -
...who only wanted a Realdoll to see the born-again neighbors witness the wooden crate/coffin delivered while I took a crowbar to it to reveal a (from a distance) realistic-looking woman. Oh, the hilarity. It might keep 'em from sending their "friends" to my door asking if I've accepted Jesus into my heart. "No, but here's Juanita, fresh from the factory. Go on, say hello, Juanita... oh, excuse me, she has something on her chin."
"Yeah, that's right... now squeal for me, Miss Piggy! SQUEAL!!!!! You can save your c*nt for that f*ckin' skinny frog for all I care, bitch... yeah, you like that, I can tell. Take it all, baby! Give me some back bacon!!!!"
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Date: 2006-07-05 08:57 pm (UTC)LOL
I sort of want one. I've always sort of wanted a RealDoll, though. Not that I'd make any kind of habit out of it, but what the hell? For a one-shot experience, it seems pretty risk-free.
Those eyes, though. Wow. I think the eyes are creepier on these than on RealDolls, but the overall creepiness is still the RealDoll, I think.
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Date: 2006-07-05 11:01 pm (UTC)http://www.dildoart.com/fsm/thumbnails.html
That's right, Flying Spaghetti-monster porn.
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Date: 2006-07-06 12:05 am (UTC)The rest of the site is significantly awesome, too.
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Date: 2006-07-06 04:01 am (UTC)Even Realdoll changed their standard openings (at one point getting all three openings was an option).
...or so I have been told. Honest.
- James -
...who only wanted a Realdoll to see the born-again neighbors witness the wooden crate/coffin delivered while I took a crowbar to it to reveal a (from a distance) realistic-looking woman. Oh, the hilarity. It might keep 'em from sending their "friends" to my door asking if I've accepted Jesus into my heart. "No, but here's Juanita, fresh from the factory. Go on, say hello, Juanita... oh, excuse me, she has something on her chin."
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Date: 2006-07-06 10:05 am (UTC)Dude.
You're weird.
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Date: 2006-07-06 01:34 pm (UTC)I think that may be one of the most disturbingly funny things I've seen all week. Good job.
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Date: 2006-07-06 04:32 pm (UTC)Whew. I need a cigarette.
- James -
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Date: 2006-07-06 08:12 am (UTC)