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Date: 2006-07-12 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missysedai.livejournal.com
Can I get that Bludgeon button installed in my work interface?

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Date: 2006-07-12 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] everbloom.livejournal.com
Wow! A toaster that actually thinks it can burn the bread I eat? Nah. I bet 'defrost' and 'cancel' are the same, and 'bludgeon' is really 'defrost'. 'Bagel' probably just gives you a beeping noise until you fill it with forks or something.

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Date: 2006-07-12 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
'Bagel' probably just gives you a beeping noise until you fill it with forks or something.

Oddly enough, I modified a toaster to do JUST THAT once.

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Date: 2006-07-12 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] everbloom.livejournal.com
Excellent!

Y'know, I'm not even sure if I've eaten a bagel. Are they really meant to go in a toaster?

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Date: 2006-07-12 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
"meant to" is such a loaded phrase.

You CAN toast bagels if you cut them in half, first.

I personally prefer not to - I reheat frozen bagels in the microwave because it makes them soft and chewy and fresh-like again, then add the cheese or meat or whatever I'm putting on it and eat that, but I LIKE bready bagels over toasted crunchy bagels.

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Date: 2006-07-12 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] everbloom.livejournal.com
Wow. I remeber eating my only bagel now! It was blue, and tasted of sugar. I didn't like it much. Probably haven't eaten them since because all the bread I eat comes from The Italian Baker (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0061812668/104-9530355-8337503?v=glance&n=283155). Not so many bagels in Italy.

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Date: 2006-07-12 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
...blue, and tasted of sugar?

I supposed it could have been a blueberry bagel, but it seems more amusing to think you might have just been noshing on a gargantuan mutant Froot Loop.

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Date: 2006-07-12 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reyl.livejournal.com
It does not have a big red button that says ARMAGEDDON. Nor does it have one that says DOOM. It fails.

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