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"The tiny railguns at the base of the blades have a firing rate of IMPOSSIBLE, range of HUMONGOUS, muzzle velocity of YOUR MOM and a stopping power of five gazillion kiloFUCKtons. (Actual numbers gathered from test data.)"
- From the uncyclopedia entry on "Dual lightsaber chainsaw gunbladechucks", on the List Of Melee Weapons That Don't Exist But Should

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Date: 2006-07-12 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmseward.livejournal.com
For some strange reason, I find myself wanting a Lightspork.

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Date: 2006-07-12 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thathatedguy.livejournal.com
I be the Asskickasurus weilds two of these babies!

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Date: 2006-07-12 03:29 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2006-07-12 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] larabeaton.livejournal.com
The Carnivorous Condom sounds like a bad idea for everyone involved.

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