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Oklahoma high-school football player dies in freak paintball accident, after the SUV crashes and rolls, throwing him.

The really great part: The quotes.
"I have seen a lot of horseplay over the past years, but I think this is the first time I have ever seen somebody playing paintball at 75 mph," patrol Lt. Pete Norwood said.
and
"Garrett grew up in the Jenks system," Alexander said. "He was your typical Jenks football player. His whole life was Jenks football."

When that's the nicest obituary they can think of, that's sad.

Also,
Stuntman at Wild West City in New Jersey in critical condition after somebody brought a real gun to a staged "wild west" gunfight.

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