Exactly what does Satan charge for his healing services? Because I'd be interested in any kind of plan that doesn't involve getting financially ass-raped like my current one...
Holy shit! I think you've discovered how to get Bush behind universal health care! You get this guy on TV, get him to start saying that people without access to standard health care may use these methods of the devil, and let GW's relgious fundamentalism take care of the rest!
Problems with the plan: 1) What if GW's faking the Jesus stuff for votes? 2) What if GW believes in the health care industry more than Jesus? 3) thathatedguy likes numbered lists. 4) Acceptance of his premise may lead to doctors and clergy becoming the same thing. Again.
Not believing in the devil, I wonder if devil healing would work on me... cuz seriously, I'd do it. Hell, I'm willing to test out my massage therapist's quackery when she finishes her courses on Bowan... I mean, what is there to lose but a couple of bucks? And the possibility to get better?
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Date: 2006-08-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-17 08:10 pm (UTC)After all, acupuncture has been proven to work.
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Date: 2006-08-17 08:11 pm (UTC)But yeah, the basic concept of "holistic" medicine, for instance, is sound.
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Date: 2006-08-17 09:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-17 09:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-17 10:53 pm (UTC)Problems with the plan:
1) What if GW's faking the Jesus stuff for votes?
2) What if GW believes in the health care industry more than Jesus?
3)
4) Acceptance of his premise may lead to doctors and clergy becoming the same thing. Again.
Hmm, need to think on that...
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Date: 2006-08-17 11:40 pm (UTC)I know whare I lean.