Funny.

[theweaselking]

I've been aboard the USS Enterprise, pride of the Federation, for nearly a year. I write home periodically to tell my wife and parents about our adventures on the limitless frontiers of space, but I have to admit, I do a lot of embellishing. It's not that the Enterprise doesn't get into all sorts of adventures, it's that about 90% of the time the big diplomatic dealings and space battles involve me with a hot mop locked inside holodeck five trying to figure out what came out of that goddamn android and how to get it off of the tactile projector tiles.

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[edbookphoto.livejournal.com]

space, the Enterprise goes to space now? When I was aboard we only saw Alameda, Honolulu, Subic Bay, Singapore, and Bremerton oh yeah, a whole bunch of Pacific Ocean...


Peace

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

... on the remote, smallest change that you're serious: it's a Star Trek joke.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

That is positively inspired. Ha!