Anatomy of a quick thinker.
Aug. 24th, 2006 09:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselking"Aw, crap! I'm travelling with my mom, airport security has asked me what the penis pump in my luggage is, and I don't want to admit it's a sex toy in front of her. Wait, I know! I'll tell security that it's a bomb!"
His story, of course, is that he mumbled "it's a pump" quietly, out the side of his mouth, and security misheard him.
And, really, I believe him. I think he's telling the truth. I just think security's version is funnier.
His story, of course, is that he mumbled "it's a pump" quietly, out the side of his mouth, and security misheard him.
And, really, I believe him. I think he's telling the truth. I just think security's version is funnier.