Real, true, attempted legal defenses.

[theweaselking]

"It's not MY fault I abuse my position as a judge to extort money and sex from people appearing before me, and bragged about it on tape! It's all the fault of my wife - her having a lesbian affair FORCED me to become a crooked judge!"

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[giza.livejournal.com]

The judge was quoted as saying, "I've granted girls divorces in the morning and fucked them that afternoon."

Um, I guess that's legal. But still... ick. o.O

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[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Not if it's a condition for him to approve your divorce.