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Nov. 8th, 2004 09:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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sterlingspider, we have here both the best RPG review ever and "the most horrible, misogynist, badly made, mind numbingly painful RPG known to man", with a theme song that sounds like "cookie monster chasing a drum kit down a staircase"
Warning: The RPG link is probably not work-safe. The review has some bad words, but no pictures of dismembered corpses or naked people.
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I mean, this happens all the time in the dungeon:
Player: Okay, the dark priest HAS to be down to his last few hit points. As I take my next strike, I'm gonna shout "This is for my brother! Eat testicle pubes and die, scrotum breath!"
Gamemaster: Now, hold on! I'm not sure you could get that entire sentence out before you hit. Oh, if only there was SOMETHING we could roll to see!
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If you've ever had that problem, you need FATAL.
In fact, you need a LOT of fatal things.
sterlingspider, we have here both the best RPG review ever and "the most horrible, misogynist, badly made, mind numbingly painful RPG known to man", with a theme song that sounds like "cookie monster chasing a drum kit down a staircase"Warning: The RPG link is probably not work-safe. The review has some bad words, but no pictures of dismembered corpses or naked people.
[Quote]
I mean, this happens all the time in the dungeon:
Player: Okay, the dark priest HAS to be down to his last few hit points. As I take my next strike, I'm gonna shout "This is for my brother! Eat testicle pubes and die, scrotum breath!"
Gamemaster: Now, hold on! I'm not sure you could get that entire sentence out before you hit. Oh, if only there was SOMETHING we could roll to see!
[/Quote]
If you've ever had that problem, you need FATAL.
In fact, you need a LOT of fatal things.