Step one: Rub Alpo into the little duckies' feathers. Step 2: Shoot up the dog with testosterone and hunger inducing drugs. Step 3: Hire a lawyer to defend you from the animal abuse charges and the civil suits from the parents of the children at eh park that eventful day.
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Date: 2004-11-08 10:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-11-08 11:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-11-08 11:54 am (UTC)This is what cats are for.
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Date: 2004-11-08 11:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-11-08 11:34 am (UTC)Parents
Date: 2004-11-08 05:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-11-08 11:33 am (UTC)Step 2: Shoot up the dog with testosterone and hunger inducing drugs.
Step 3: Hire a lawyer to defend you from the animal abuse charges and the civil suits from the parents of the children at eh park that eventful day.
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Date: 2004-11-08 02:09 pm (UTC)