Well, I haven't been sailing often enough to figure out something innovative, but I did bookmark this (http://www.geocities.com/hornett.geo/song1.html) a while back. It has a bunch of traditional lyrics, and also some rather more modern such as "Put him in the bed with Margaret Thatcher", which is, I think, a bit too much punishment.
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Date: 2006-09-08 05:11 pm (UTC)Keelhaul him 'til he's sober!
...I can't remember any of the others.
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Date: 2006-09-08 05:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-08 05:31 pm (UTC)(Okay okay, sorry, I'll play along.)
The only one I can actually remember is "put him in a longboat til he's sober"
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Date: 2006-09-08 05:33 pm (UTC)(Psst: typo in Subject: line.)
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Date: 2006-09-08 05:51 pm (UTC)"What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Put him in charge of an oil tanker.
..... give him a Captain's ranker
Then hire him at Exxon."
I'll try to find the sound file for it.
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Date: 2006-09-09 01:38 am (UTC)Feed 'im to the sharks till the bones is floatin'
and then:
Hang him from the mast as a jolly roger!
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Date: 2006-09-09 04:05 am (UTC)