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[theweaselking]

Man holds Special Olympians at gunpoint, arguing over parking spot.


"Even when the woman informed the doctor that this was uncomfortable, he continued CPR and explained that it was necessary because her heart had stopped. Not until emergency personnel arrived, did the man stop."

See? I told you the drunken moose are dangerous! Why didn't you listen? Why doesn't ANYONE listen?

Comments

[publius1.livejournal.com]

Goodbye, EarlEmbry!

[laurewyrm.livejournal.com]

Moosey Fate! Moosey Fate!

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

So now you have less to worry about with your plans for building a net. The moose are all too dangerous to be letting wander about anyway.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

The moose are fine, *where they are*.

Moose in a net, right next to me? That's just dangerous.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

I suppose I don't fancy being in a net with a country's worth of drunken moose, now that you mention it. You'll have to come up with a better plan.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

This *is* why I was so happy about the whole emigrate-to-the-states-and-kill-Dylan epiphany.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

I would think that killing Dylan would be its own reward.