
Dear friend and supporter,
Did you know that in the event of your tragic death you can remain an active member of the Liberal Party of Canada? The party’s membership renewal commission has reinterpreted our constitution and has determined that dead people can now hold executive positions within the Liberal party and even attend future conventions as voting members.
This is why I am writing to you today.
Please consider a one time gift of your human remains to the party – at no cost to you.
Imagine the peace of mind you will have on your deathbed knowing that while death may bring an end to many of life’s pleasures, you will still be involved in the advancement of democracy and Liberal ideals in Canada.
Many Canadians are doing just that right now. Michael Ignatieff has a number of deceased Canadians working for him on his campaign. They may be dead but they can still get Iggy with it! In fact World War I flying ace Billy Bishop has recently taken out a party membership and has officially endorsed Ignatieff and the courageous positions he has taken on the use of force during the interrogation of prisoners.
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Date: 2006-09-28 01:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-28 01:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-28 03:52 am (UTC)It is refreshing to have a Canadian random/political blog to read. I love J Grant's stuff, but a Canadian perspective will be welcome.