"There's like a quarter ton of dead presidents rolling in their graves right now."

[theweaselking]

Good news, Americans! You need no longer worry about terrorists hating you for your freedoms!

Comments

[dilickjm.livejournal.com]

"There's like a quarter ton of dead presidents rolling in ther graves right now."

Why is only Taft rolling?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I believe it's simply assumed that the founding fathers have lost weight over the last two centuries.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

That was some funny shit.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

I don't generally type this but: ROFL.

[jrolsma.livejournal.com]

All I can say is, how do I emigrate to Canada and how do I get the custody of my daughter to take her with me?

Man I should be out in the streets shouting right now.