theweaselking | Oct. 12th, 2004

Oct. 12th, 2004

Woman upset by airport security's insistence on the necessity of feeling her breasts

France legalises cell phone jammers for theatres

Kitten thrown off bridge, survives for three days before rescued by maintenance personnel

Russians lock six men in small room together for a year and a half

Berlin Wall being rebuilt

Chinese goverment rules that son cannot be named "@"

Man struck and killed by small plane

Man arrested for pouring coffee on a small child

I love The Onion.

Dog Experiences Best Day Of His Life For 400th Consecutive Day

SANTEE, CA -- Family dog Loki experienced the best day of his life for the 400th straight day Monday, the black Labrador retriever reported. "I got to go outside! I got to sniff the bush!" Loki said, wagging excitedly. "I saw a squirrel and I barked at it and it ran up the tree! Then I came back inside, and the smoky-smelling tall man let me have a little piece of bacon and then I drank from the toilet!" Loki will experience the best day of his life once again tomorrow, when he digs a hole, chews on a slipper, and almost catches his tail.

It's a patent!

Penis locking and lacerating vaginal insert

"This device may find use for those women who have enormous fears of being raped. They may also be of value for those women who have extreme discomfort in the presence of a man even on such intimate terms as dating. With this device in her possession a woman may feel secure that if employed a male becoming intimate with her shall not receive pleasure from the experience. The penis may enter this device without great resistance and will activate the blade only upon the attempt of the man to withdraw the penis from the device."

Spider Jerusalem explains voting.

A global map of nitrogen dioxide in the atmosphere has revealed the most precise view yet of pollution hotspots around the world.

The map, based on 18 months’ worth of satellite data, shows very high levels of NO2 above major European and North American cities and across much of north-east China. South-east Asia and Africa also have raised concentrations of the gas due to their burning of vegetation.

But perhaps more surprising are the oceans. "Ship tracks are visible in some locations," says Steffen Beirle, one of the research team at the University of Heidelberg, Germany. "Look at the Red Sea and the Indian Ocean between the southern tip of India and Indonesia."

( The image is here )