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The crocodiles are awesome.

Something a little like iron.

In celebration of freedom, Fayetteville proposes a law requiring all restaurants to serve apple pie.

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Soylent Black is made of people!

Ever needed to get rid of roughly two hundred thousand bodies in a hurry?

Now you can do it and turn a profit!

I'd never heard of him before, but the art is NEAT.

Zdzislaw Beksinski has been reported murdered online and (reportedly) in Polish newspapers.

His official site has been hammered into oblivion by traffic.

A sampling of his art

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Why the insane should not use eBay.

For bonus points, compare and contrast that guy to
NATURE'S HARMONIC
SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
TIME CUBE

Not the most productive of plans.

Man dials 911 and reports that he is having a heart attack. Police and an ambulance respond, so the man attacks the cops with a chainsaw.

No, really.

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British navy, having gone completely about-face in the last 5 years, actively recruiting homosexuals.

BOOOOOM.

Ron Popeil has a pile of 'em.

The Top 100 Gadgets Of All Time

No! I do not want the bath! The bath is not suitably goffic!

ERR: Paper Jam