Something a little like iron.

[theweaselking]

In celebration of freedom, Fayetteville proposes a law requiring all restaurants to serve apple pie.

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[desdenova.livejournal.com]

Now, now, nobody in the article says they're celebrating "freedom," it says they're celebrating nationalismpatriotism.

Actually, my favorite bit has more to do with the cynical use of nationalismpatriotism as a marketing ploy:

"The marketing initiative suggests using Fort Bragg units in ceremonies and events around the county."

Right, 'cause the Army doesn't have anything more important to do than act as props to boost local tourism. Gah.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I liked the "fake tickets to foerign cars!" bit.

Because, you know, a Toyota built in Kentucky is SO much worse than a GM built in Mexico!

[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahahaha...

What with the first record of pies being made with apple being in England.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

And the apple isn't a native fruit, either.