May. 11th, 2005
United American Technologies, a "Christian-based phone carrier"
based in Oklahoma, has a pretty good sales pitch. According to a story
by John Avlon in today's New York Sun, the company describes itself as
"the only carrier that is taking an active stand against same sex
marriages and hardcore child pornography." Here, we pick up a taped
telemarketing call after one potential customer asks if AT&T
sponsors child pornography:
Another quote:
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The place I stole this from (linked above) also has MP3s of the entire calls.
based in Oklahoma, has a pretty good sales pitch. According to a story
by John Avlon in today's New York Sun, the company describes itself as
"the only carrier that is taking an active stand against same sex
marriages and hardcore child pornography." Here, we pick up a taped
telemarketing call after one potential customer asks if AT&T
sponsors child pornography:
United American Technologies: No. No, that's MCI.
Mr. Mirman: MCI has hardcore child pornography?
United American Technologies: Yes, they are. They have a pedophile
Web site for men who love boys. It's a Montréal based Web site....
Mr. Mirman: And so MCI basically has a child pornography ring?
United American Technologies: That's correct.
Mr. Mirman: What about the others? What does Verizon do?
United American Technologies: Okay. Verizon, what they do is they train their employees to accept the gay and lesbian lifestyle.
Another quote:
Mirman: I mean, basically, God hates AT&T, MCI, and Verizon?
United American Technologies: Yes.
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The place I stole this from (linked above) also has MP3s of the entire calls.
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May. 11th, 2005 12:26 pmCrikey! Here, we see the rare Welsh Speed Camera, being hunted by its natural predator, the very dangerous motorist-with-a-chainsaw! Let's get a closer look!
Michigan State lawmakers are trying to stop motorists from showing pornography so it can seen by others on the road. The Michigan Senate passed a bill today that would prohibit the "reckless" display of sexually explicit material inside a vehicle.
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May. 11th, 2005 12:51 pmFurry announces plans to stalk Queen Elizabeth, dressed as a bear, through Alberta in bear season, for the benefit of the least popular organisation in that province: PETA.
What could POSSIBLY gowrong right with that?
What could POSSIBLY go
Russians showing how much they love Bush!
May. 11th, 2005 01:09 pm"Peace Duke" is a Rumanian and Russian homonym for "Pizduc", which means, roughly, "a person comparable to a cunt".
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May. 11th, 2005 06:14 pmHey, look, it's the script to Revenge Of The Sith
It appears to be legit - it matches all the other spoilers, at least. The dialog is also just the right kind of strained.
It appears to be legit - it matches all the other spoilers, at least. The dialog is also just the right kind of strained.











