Reach Out and Touch Someone (But Not in a Gay Way)

[theweaselking]

United American Technologies, a "Christian-based phone carrier"
based in Oklahoma, has a pretty good sales pitch. According to a story
by John Avlon in today's New York Sun, the company describes itself as
"the only carrier that is taking an active stand against same sex
marriages and hardcore child pornography." Here, we pick up a taped
telemarketing call after one potential customer asks if AT&T
sponsors child pornography:

United American Technologies: No. No, that's MCI.

Mr. Mirman: MCI has hardcore child pornography?

United American Technologies: Yes, they are. They have a pedophile
Web site for men who love boys. It's a Montréal based Web site....

Mr. Mirman: And so MCI basically has a child pornography ring?

United American Technologies: That's correct.

Mr. Mirman: What about the others? What does Verizon do?

United American Technologies: Okay. Verizon, what they do is they train their employees to accept the gay and lesbian lifestyle.

Another quote:

Mirman: I mean, basically, God hates AT&T, MCI, and Verizon?
United American Technologies: Yes.

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The place I stole this from (linked above) also has MP3s of the entire calls.

Comments

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

...and once again, we laugh, because the alternative is crying our eyes out.

[missysedai.livejournal.com]

*sniff* *sniffsniff*

What's that I smell?

Oh yeah! Eau de Lawsuit!

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

I started wondering about that afterwards, too.

There are recordings. Some court somewhere is going to have a field day for this.