How To Turn Your Doberman Into a Poodle.
Jul. 6th, 2005 12:50 am
Jul. 6th, 2005
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Jul. 6th, 2005 11:55 am"They DO come down, you know."
"Don't be stupid!"
"Well, what do YOU think happens to the bullets?"
"... I don't have time for that kind of abstract thinking!"
What happens is that they shoot babies in the head.
Yes, morons, gravity is "just a theory", too. That doesn't mean the bullets won't come back down.
Speaking of stupid Americans,
When a tanker truck full of gasoline is driving through your neighbourhood, it's PROBABLY not a good idea to throw bricks at it and launch fireworks at the driver's head.
Speaking of gravity,
German lands plane on speeding Porsche, by accident.
Speaking of Europe,
2012 Olympic Games to be held in London.
"Don't be stupid!"
"Well, what do YOU think happens to the bullets?"
"... I don't have time for that kind of abstract thinking!"
What happens is that they shoot babies in the head.
Yes, morons, gravity is "just a theory", too. That doesn't mean the bullets won't come back down.
Speaking of stupid Americans,
When a tanker truck full of gasoline is driving through your neighbourhood, it's PROBABLY not a good idea to throw bricks at it and launch fireworks at the driver's head.
Speaking of gravity,
German lands plane on speeding Porsche, by accident.
Speaking of Europe,
2012 Olympic Games to be held in London.
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Jul. 6th, 2005 01:23 pmAir France Jet hits cow.
Related,
In 68% of death penalty convictions are overturned on appeal - so the solution is OBVIOUSLY to simply stop allowing appeals on death penalty convictions. - because Republicans are only pro-life for life that doesn't think for itself.
Related,
In 68% of death penalty convictions are overturned on appeal - so the solution is OBVIOUSLY to simply stop allowing appeals on death penalty convictions. - because Republicans are only pro-life for life that doesn't think for itself.
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Jul. 6th, 2005 11:26 pmOn day two, when the burns started being described, I was wondering, but still credulous and assumed the "not making sense" bit was a shocked nonmedical girl worried about her cat.
I was wrong.
The cat-burning story was BS.
If you donated and haven't gotten your refund yet (She has given some of the money back for sure, and says she's giving the rest back - there were a LOT of donations) then you may wish to contact her.
I'm going to go find something to punch for an hour or so.
I was wrong.
The cat-burning story was BS.
If you donated and haven't gotten your refund yet (She has given some of the money back for sure, and says she's giving the rest back - there were a LOT of donations) then you may wish to contact her.
I'm going to go find something to punch for an hour or so.