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Octopus on my head!

Beware: If you click on the link to see more by Herb Ritts, there are nudes in the galleries.

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Connecticut: Even though gay "civil unions" are legal, and state law requires state-regulated health insurance plans to consider "partners" as "spouses", and the insurance that the hospital provides to its doctors is a state-regulated plan, they're *still* not allowing the doctor's "partner" onto the insurance since the hospital pays for everything and so the state law doesn't apply.

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Occam's razor triumphant!

The results of the first-ever DNA analysis of "Bigfoot" hair samples!

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Old and busted: "Claw" games that give you stuffed toys and squeaky things.
New hotness: "Claw" games that give you LIVE LOBSTER.

Also,
War On Terror: The Board Game!

Also,
US Military now has "rules of engagement" for picking a spouse.

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American who put a message in a bottle and tossed it into the ocean receives a reply from England:

"Dear 'Captain' Bennett, I recently found your bottle while taking a scenic walk on the beach by Poole Harbour.

"While you may consider this some profound experiment on the path and speed of oceanic currents, I have another name for it, litter."

The best part is that the recipient's name is "Mr Bigglesworth".