Jul. 1st, 2006
Canada Day and pool!
Jul. 1st, 2006 10:58 amOne last note on the subject:
I'm here. The pool is wonderful. The weather is bright and hot and oh-so-nice.
Come by! Drop in! Any time!
(and if you still don't have the address and want to come by, drop me a comment. I'll check back in an hour or so and reply with directions. Right now, I'm heading back out to the warm.)
I'm here. The pool is wonderful. The weather is bright and hot and oh-so-nice.
Come by! Drop in! Any time!
(and if you still don't have the address and want to come by, drop me a comment. I'll check back in an hour or so and reply with directions. Right now, I'm heading back out to the warm.)
So real, you'll think it's fiction.
Jul. 1st, 2006 07:58 pm[SCENE: A police station. A MAN is walking in. He seems agitated. He moves to speak to the OFFICER ON DUTY.]
MAN: I would like to file a formal complaint about one of your detectives!
OFFICER: Very well, why is that?
MAN: He came to my house late at night. He was rude and abusive towards me, he barged in without permission and without a warrant, and wouldn't leave when asked to do so.
OFFICER: We can't act without proof, since it's your word against his. Do you have any proof?
MAN: Yes, this videotape, from the home security cameras which are clearly visible, only record the inside of my apartment, have warning signs posted around the place, and about which I specifically told the officer, clearly shows the entire incident!
OFFICER: You're under arrest for recording a police officer committing a crime, without his permission!
MAN: I would like to file a formal complaint about one of your detectives!
OFFICER: Very well, why is that?
MAN: He came to my house late at night. He was rude and abusive towards me, he barged in without permission and without a warrant, and wouldn't leave when asked to do so.
OFFICER: We can't act without proof, since it's your word against his. Do you have any proof?
MAN: Yes, this videotape, from the home security cameras which are clearly visible, only record the inside of my apartment, have warning signs posted around the place, and about which I specifically told the officer, clearly shows the entire incident!
OFFICER: You're under arrest for recording a police officer committing a crime, without his permission!