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If there's somebody on your friends list who you'd like to beg for sex, but you're too much of a coward to actually do it in case they might reject your sad, pathetic, internet ass, then post this in your journal! Further contribute to the terrible signal/noise ratio on livejournal! Waste more time with meaningless feel-good juvenile crap of a sort that should have stopped being "cool" when you were twelve!

Go! Do it now, you SHEEP!

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Date: 2004-11-12 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thathatedguy.livejournal.com
Yeah! Memes are an even worse cause of LJ Noise than pictures of puppies and kittens!;)

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Date: 2004-11-12 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Pictures of puppies do not annoy me. They may live.

If someone makes me do this I should tell them?

Date: 2004-11-12 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady123.livejournal.com
Hot and Bothered
The phone
He knows how to do it to me.
How to excite me beyond words.
He can make me want him, make me touch myself, whether I want to or not.
I wasn't going there.
He called and I wasn't going there.
Then he started talking and I couldn't resist.
I was curled up on the couch, touching myself, wanting him so bad.
He was in the car wash.
UGH.
I want him.
It makes me crazy.

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Date: 2004-11-12 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com
I actually like this one.

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