I hate "memes"

[theweaselking]

If there's somebody on your friends list who you'd like to beg for sex, but you're too much of a coward to actually do it in case they might reject your sad, pathetic, internet ass, then post this in your journal! Further contribute to the terrible signal/noise ratio on livejournal! Waste more time with meaningless feel-good juvenile crap of a sort that should have stopped being "cool" when you were twelve!

Go! Do it now, you SHEEP!

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If someone makes me do this I should tell them?

[lady123.livejournal.com]

Hot and Bothered
The phone
He knows how to do it to me.
How to excite me beyond words.
He can make me want him, make me touch myself, whether I want to or not.
I wasn't going there.
He called and I wasn't going there.
Then he started talking and I couldn't resist.
I was curled up on the couch, touching myself, wanting him so bad.
He was in the car wash.
UGH.
I want him.
It makes me crazy.